Do you still have your period?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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