Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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