I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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