she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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