I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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