He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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