I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you will always have a special place in my vag
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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