we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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