Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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