Banned from zoo.
Again?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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