After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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