Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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