my mouth tastes like poor choices
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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