OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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