I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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