I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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