And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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