my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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