god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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