I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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