Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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