i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
