His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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