Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
