question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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