Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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