@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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