ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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