Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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