Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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