i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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