:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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