Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
