So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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