at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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