She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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