I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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