Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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