Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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