yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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