if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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