What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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