dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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