no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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