She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize