he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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