Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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