their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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