Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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