It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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