she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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