My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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