he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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